Meme coin
that pays in stocks.
Every $STNKCHD buy and sell sends a 3% tax into the Stock Vault. The vault acquires six tokenized stock assets and automatically rewards holders with at least 1,000,000 $STNKCHD.
$STNKCHD
of the retail investor.
Tax in. Stocks bought.Holders rewarded.
Trade StonkChad
$STNKCHD trades against ETH on Robinhood Chain, through the verified external market. StonkChad never executes the trade itself.
Generate the stock tax
A 3% token tax applies to every buy and every sell, in both directions, with no exemptions and no whitelist.
Build The Retail Six
100% of the distributable tax flows into the Stock Vault and is used to acquire six tokenized stock assets at equal proposed weights.
Reward eligible holders
Wallets holding at least 1,000,000 $STNKCHD participate in automatic distributions according to the deployed dividend logic.
The 3% token tax is separate from any pool fee, price impact, slippage or gas cost. Distribution timing depends on the deployed processor and may be batched.
Six companies.One retail portfolio.
Consumer technology. The most familiar name retail already owns, and the anchor of the basket.
Internet and AI infrastructure: search, cloud and model distribution in a single position.
AI compute. The clearest high-conviction semiconductor exposure available onchain.
Data and defense software with a retail following that matches this generation onchain.
High-beta innovation. An iconic retail stock with genuine market personality.
Private-market frontier. A future-facing component no standard index provides.
Follow the money.
The tax is measured, not claimed
Gross token tax is reconciled against contract events rather than estimated from volume. Volume × 3% is only ever shown as a labelled estimate.
The vault buys in the open
Every acquisition of the six tokenized assets is an onchain event with a hash, an input amount and an output asset. The ledger is the proof.
Distribution is separate from intent
Deposited and distributed are different numbers, and both are shown. Where a value cannot be derived, it stays unavailable instead of estimated.
Cross the line.
Activate the basket.
Hold at least 1,000,000 $STNKCHD to enter the eligible holder pool and participate in the tokenized-stock reward flow. Crossing the threshold does not guarantee a reward amount or yield.
Become a StonkChad.
Pull the handle. Three reels lock in sequence and issue you a StonkChad. Download it, wear it.
Questions,answered literally.
Mechanism, cost and eligibility described exactly as deployed, with no rounding in our favour.